[ding dong, ding dong]
Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?
when you develop a crush on someone that you have no chance with
it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog
i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once
So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.
actually 2 billion of those punches were for you
*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night
WHERE IS THIS AND WHY WAS I NOT INVITED?!